BRB. (part 2)

Hi gize. 

Cool news. (for me) 

I will be OOTC (out of the country) vacationing with my family for the next TWO WEEKS!

I know, I'm one lucky biznatch. 

Point of the story, expect little to no communication via le blogitty blog over the next two weeks. However, do expect lots o' fun from my instagram (a.k.a. my addiction).
I might even tweet at ya fools.

"Where are you going?" you ask in a particularly whiny voice. Well if you have to ask, you will never know. If you know, you need only to ask.

...Juuussssttt kidding. I'll be in Tel Aviv eating falafel and wearing SPF 4million. 

All I ask is that you not miss me too much. And in the meantime in between time, here are some of my favorite crafty places on the internets for you to enjoy in my absence.

(in no particular order)

Sharing is caring.

Also, I just have to say, I'm so happy this exists:

So, so happy.

See ya in two weeks!
xo

Varsity T

I found these fun lil' T-shirts on Net-A-Porter a few weeks back. 

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My inner monologue went as follows:

"Oh. That's super cute. I can totes make that." Followed by flashing images of M&J's varsity letter section. Yes. I have the store visually memorized. 

And then I pulled a Barney Stintson and was all "Challenge accepted!" even though no one had actually challenged me. Also, the "Challenge accepted!" part was out loud. Scared some coworkers. It must be entertaining to sit near me. Or horribly, horribly annoying. I choose to believe that my I-love-Martha-Stewart-and-glitter rants are endearing, but I could be very very wrong about that. 

Anyways, I was being for real serious about the "Challenge accepted!" remark and I made it:

It's pretty much the exact same thing, I think. Except the fancy version is 75 dollars and mine could not have been more than 15. 

CRAFTING WIN MUTHAFUCKAAAA!

Spiked Sunnies

Memorial day weekend is upon us and that means two things:

1. 4 day weekend. WHAT WHATTTTT! (Thank you, work place, for the extra day off. I love you.)

2. I will be hiding from the sun while simulaneously basking in it. That means SPF 80 (true sotry), big hats, and SUNNIES. 

I also intend to scare away any potential conversation with this violent pair:

Who wouldn't want studs for eyebrows?! 

And yes, I am pretending that I'm British and calling them 'Sunnies.' If you don't like it, you can leave! (Except please stay. Please. I love you.) 

I feel very lady gaga about these. I can so see her wearing a much more intense version. It's all very "ra-ra-ah-ah-ah ga-ga-oh-la-la," if you know what I mean. 

Sprinkle Dyed Tank

I was so excited to receive this awesome tie-dye kit from Tulip:

I was even more excited to find all of this goodness inside:

-Gloves to protect my hands

-Surface cover to protect my floor

-Rubber bands

-Bottles with dye powder

-Packets of dye powder. 

I decided to try an unconventional technique that we shall call "Sprinkling" going forward. I promise I'll show you why... after the jump!